Scrap Tuition Fees Campaign - Campaign to scrap tuition fees in England, Wales and Northern Ireland, as the Liberal Democrats have done in Scotland. With online petition, campaign information, media centre and downloadable posters.
The Queen's University Of Belfast Liberal Society - The purpose of the Liberal Society is to spread Liberalism through literature and through constructive debate with the students and all other interested individuals at Queen's
University of Warwick Liberal Democrats - A forum for communication and information for Liberal Democrats at the University of Warwick and the surrounding area.
LDYS East - Events, contacts and campaigns for Liberal Democrat Youth and Students in the East of England.
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Student Liberal Democrats Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
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-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
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To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
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assess randomi Student Liberal Democrats Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Student Liberal Democrats
Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
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- Will Rogers Student Liberal Democrats I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
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"The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Student Liberal Democrats Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
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-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Student Liberal Democrats
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
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-- Fred Allen blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Student Liberal Democrats In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
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"When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Silence is argument carried out by other means.
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-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Student Liberal Democrats "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Student Liberal Democrats
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
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- Friedrich Nietzsche Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Student Liberal Democrats
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
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never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Student Liberal Democrats
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Student Liberal Democrats Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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"Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Student Liberal Democrats Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Student Liberal Democrats
My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Student Liberal Democrats Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
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