I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Hinduism To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Hinduism
Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Hinduism Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Hinduism
Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Hinduism I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Hinduism
This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Hinduism "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Hinduism
Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Hinduism Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Hinduism
Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Hinduism Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Hinduism
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Hinduism The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Hinduism
"If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Hinduism Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Hinduism
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Hinduism "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Hinduism
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Hinduism Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Hinduism
Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Hinduism It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Hinduism
