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Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Scientology May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Scientology
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Scientology Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Scientology
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Scientology Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Scientology
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Scientology Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Scientology
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Scientology "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Scientology
"What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Scientology Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Scientology
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Scientology There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Scientology
If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) Scientology This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Scientology
Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Scientology When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Scientology
"To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Scientology 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Scientology
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Scientology Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Scientology
