Worth Valley Young Farmers' Club - WVYFC - Worth Valley YFC; member of the Yorkshire Federation of Young Farmers Clubs. Information on the area, club activities, news and joining information.
Northallerton Young Farmers Club - News, pictures and details on past and future events in Northallerton YFC and the Yorkshire area.
Brecknock YFC Online - Colourful Welsh club, with plenty of pictures and details of club history and the County of Breconshire.
YFCU Web Site - Ulster Young Farmers directory keeping Northern Ireland Young Farmers Clubs up to date with the latest farming new events.
Lincolnshire YFC - Comprehensive YFC directory including an interactive forum, up-to-date newsletters and plenty of useful downloads relating to the club and social activities.
C.FF.I. DYFFRYN COTHI Y.F.C. - Dynamic bi-lingual Welsh Club with a large photo gallery and detailed minutes information of current club activities.
YFC - the future of the British countryside - The National Federation of Young Farmers Clubs for England and Wales website, resources include directories of English and Welsh YFC clubs and related Agricultural links.
Brockhill Park School Farm - Brockhill Park School Farm and Young Farmers Club Online. Providing up-to-date information on latest events, news, produce from Brockhill Park School Farm.
SmellyFarm.com - North Elmham YFC in Norfolk - Latest news and information portal for North Elmham Young Farmers Club. Includes Photographs and links to resources for young farmers.
MalmesburyYFC - Malmesbury Young Farmers Club of Wiltshire with meetings designed for both junior and senior members with up to date club activities.
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