A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
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assess randomi Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince British Air Line Pilots Association "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
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Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
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-- Albert Einstein "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) British Air Line Pilots Association "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
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-- John Barrymore - last words British Air Line Pilots Association
Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) British Air Line Pilots Association Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
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There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
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-- George Bernard Shaw British Air Line Pilots Association He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) British Air Line Pilots Association
"I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
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-- James Reston Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. British Air Line Pilots Association
Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
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-- Guy Kawasaki British Air Line Pilots Association The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
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-- Henry David Thoreau "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) British Air Line Pilots Association The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
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-- John Weitz, American Designer Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
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-- Abraham Maslow British Air Line Pilots Association I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman British Air Line Pilots Association
Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown British Air Line Pilots Association The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene British Air Line Pilots Association
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
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-- Nicholas Negroponte British Air Line Pilots Association How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
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Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) British Air Line Pilots Association "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
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