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Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Chartered Society of Physiotherapy I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Chartered Society of Physiotherapy
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Marriage is a rest period between romances. Chartered Society of Physiotherapy A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Chartered Society of Physiotherapy
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Chartered Society of Physiotherapy Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Chartered Society of Physiotherapy
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Chartered Society of Physiotherapy The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Chartered Society of Physiotherapy
There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Chartered Society of Physiotherapy Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Chartered Society of Physiotherapy
"Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Chartered Society of Physiotherapy "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Chartered Society of Physiotherapy
I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Chartered Society of Physiotherapy The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Chartered Society of Physiotherapy
blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Chartered Society of Physiotherapy Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Chartered Society of Physiotherapy
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Chartered Society of Physiotherapy The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Chartered Society of Physiotherapy
Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Chartered Society of Physiotherapy Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Chartered Society of Physiotherapy
Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Chartered Society of Physiotherapy "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Chartered Society of Physiotherapy
