"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Airports "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Airports
Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Airports "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Airports
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Airports To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Airports
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Airports Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Airports
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Airports Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Airports
Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Airports People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Airports
"Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Airports Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Airports
I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Airports "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Airports
True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Airports "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Airports
The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Airports You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Airports
The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Airports Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Airports
