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"I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Bristol International The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Bristol International
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
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-- Socrates Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
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-- Robert Benchley Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
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"Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
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-- Albert Einstein Bristol International
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Character is what you are in the dark.
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-- Jilly Cooper Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
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-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Bristol International
That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
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-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
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The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Such is life.
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"From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
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-- Albert Einstein Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
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-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Bristol International
Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
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-- George Bernard Shaw Bristol International
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Bristol International We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
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