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"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Leeds Bradford International Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
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Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Leeds Bradford International Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Leeds Bradford International
Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Leeds Bradford International In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
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The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Leeds Bradford International Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
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Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Leeds Bradford International A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Leeds Bradford International There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
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The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Leeds Bradford International My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
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- Socrates And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
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"Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Leeds Bradford International "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
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There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Leeds Bradford International "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
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If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
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-- Albert Einstein Leeds Bradford International If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Leeds Bradford International
The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Leeds Bradford International If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
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