London Heathrow Airport (LHR) - Official website featuring information on flight arrivals and timetable, terminal facilities, directions and local community links.
Holideck Airport Lounge - Three floors of things to do and places to relax with complimentary refreshments for departing passengers at Heathrow Airport Terminal 4.
Heathrow Airport - A visitor guide including information on arrivals and departures, routes into the various terminals and facilities.
Heathrow Airport Guide - Provides information about transportation to and from London Heathrow airport as well as important contact numbers, facilities, and details of the airport's history.
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy London Heathrow Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. London Heathrow
A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that London Heathrow Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying London Heathrow
"Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort London Heathrow The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott London Heathrow
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry London Heathrow Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis London Heathrow
Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun London Heathrow "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld London Heathrow
"Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard London Heathrow Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson London Heathrow
Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha London Heathrow To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson London Heathrow
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill London Heathrow The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde London Heathrow
We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( London Heathrow "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) London Heathrow
During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb London Heathrow "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) London Heathrow
When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews London Heathrow Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst London Heathrow
