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For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla London Luton "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) London Luton
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke London Luton Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell London Luton
"There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) London Luton Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) London Luton
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) London Luton Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana London Luton
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy London Luton The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland London Luton
There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) London Luton The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) London Luton
"In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) London Luton Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
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Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur London Luton He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson London Luton
"Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert London Luton When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard London Luton
Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye London Luton "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke London Luton
"What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert London Luton "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein London Luton
