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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along London Stansted What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) London Stansted
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) London Stansted I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone London Stansted
"A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, London Stansted Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck London Stansted
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) London Stansted You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) London Stansted
"Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) London Stansted There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen London Stansted
In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) London Stansted Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) London Stansted
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch What's new? Most of my wife. London Stansted Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) London Stansted
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents London Stansted "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) London Stansted
What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde London Stansted "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy London Stansted
Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller London Stansted Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert London Stansted
"It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. London Stansted "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless London Stansted
