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Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
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-- George Burns I have spread my dreams under your feet;
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- Will Durant Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
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-- Samuel Butler We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Timeshare Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
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Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
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-- Anon. When women go wrong, men go right after them.
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My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
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Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
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-- George R. Kirkpatrick A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
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A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
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-- Oscar Wilde The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
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-- Jean Kerr Thought is action in rehearsal.
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
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-- Woody Allen When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Timeshare That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
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-- William Wordsworth As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Timeshare
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
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-- Iris Murdoch No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Timeshare
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
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-- Joseph Addison Someday is not a day of the week.
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-- Robert Frost Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
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