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Alton Towers Almanac - Attraction guide, retired ride information, park history, articles, and maps for the UK park.

Alton Towers Guide - Park history and guide, downloads, and polls.

Intense Towers Forum - The site forum to talk about Alton Towers and take part in polls.

Towers Times - Alton Towers history, maps, area guide, chat room, and news.

Total Towers - Up-to-date news, reviews, pics and downloads all about the UK's number 1 theme park!

Alton Towers - Unofficial guide to the park.

Oblivion - Official site about the world's first vertical-drop rollercoaster, part of the Alton Towers theme park.

Alton Towers - Official site of the theme park. Online ticket purchase, meet Barney, plummet into oblivion, experience Hex, ride the Nemesis, coast the Corkscrew, and the newest ride? Submission.

Alton Towers Discovered - An unofficial site about this theme park. Includes news and ride information.

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I didn't live in this century. -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Alton Towers It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't cha "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room! -- Dr. Strangelove Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. -- Sigmund Freud Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders. -- Bob Inglis, 1995 Alton Towers A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. -Robert Frost (1874-1963) Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and therefore congenial to it. -- G. K. Chesterton I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. 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Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. -- Sigmund Freud Alton Towers If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. -- Beau Brummel It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang. -- Tom Robbins Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders. -- Bob Inglis, 1995 Alton Towers I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. I hate women because they always know where things are. -- James Thurber Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Alton Towers The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'. - unknown It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. -- Will Rogers But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell Alton Towers The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. -- Thomas Jefferson Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes. -- Norman Douglas Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. -- G. M. Trevelyan Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it. -- Josephus Daniels Alton Towers "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. -- Henny Youngman "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Alton Towers I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive? -- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Every calling is great when greatly pursued. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Alton Towers "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it. -- Woodrow Wyatt Alton Towers I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! -- Will Rogers Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. -- John F. Kennedy "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse! -- Calvin In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled. -- Paul Eldridge Alton Towers We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. -- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Alton Towers Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up. -- Anon If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us. -- Francis Bacon Old soldiers never die, they just fade away. -- General Douglas MacArthur Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd. -- William Congreve If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. -- Eleanor Roosevelt Alton Towers Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. -- Jean Ke The difference between fiction and reality? 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Dale A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer. -- Dean Acheson Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. -- Helen Keller Alton Towers You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. -- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. -- Billy Sunday Why don't you write books people can read? -- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Alton Towers "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy. -- J. 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