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I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
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I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
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-- Virginia Woolf Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Legoland Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
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The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
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-- Bertrand Russell I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
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- Oscar Wilde Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
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I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
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-- Mark Twain The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
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-- Damon Runyan Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
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"... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
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Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
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-- Anonymous "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
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-- Thomas Jefferson Legoland The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
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-- Anonymous Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
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-- Flannery O'Connor The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
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A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
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-- Thomas Edison I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
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Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
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-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
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bre blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
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