Thorpe Park - Official website. One of the first theme parks in the UK, Thorpe Park is located in Surrey, near London, and features the new ride Colossus, with 10 inversions. Also has a log flume, spin rides, and many others. Features online booking.
Thorpe Database - A guide to the various rides and areas of the park, as well as news and information on new attractions.
The Thorpe Park Guide - Unofficial guide to London's up-and-coming theme park, with details of future projects.
Thorpe Park Insider - Featuring a park guide, history, downloads, and information on the parks future.
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