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Give Us a Break - Directory listing holiday caravans for hire.

Hillandale Caravans - Caravan parks in Wales and the Midlands. Also sell holiday homes at each location. Includes prices.

Camping UK - Site listings. Describes the sites and their facilities and opening seasons with directions.

Albion Roamer - Campsites and caravan parks in Britain, listed by town, county and region.

Find a Campsite - Provides campsite names, postcodes and phone numbers. Organised by region.

Find A Pitch - Directory of campsites and caravan parks, searchable by region. Includes camping checklists.

Direct Holiday Homes - Directory of caravan for rent, searchable by region.

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