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The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Buses and Minibuses If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Buses and Minibuses
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Buses and Minibuses Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Buses and Minibuses
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Buses and Minibuses I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Buses and Minibuses
The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Buses and Minibuses Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Buses and Minibuses
Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Buses and Minibuses The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Buses and Minibuses
"We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Buses and Minibuses "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Buses and Minibuses
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Buses and Minibuses Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Buses and Minibuses
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Buses and Minibuses If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Buses and Minibuses
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Buses and Minibuses Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Buses and Minibuses
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Buses and Minibuses Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Buses and Minibuses
"If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Buses and Minibuses Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Buses and Minibuses
