Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Photographers Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Photographers
The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Photographers If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Photographers
"Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Photographers Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Photographers
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Photographers "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Photographers
Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Photographers Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Photographers
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Photographers Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Photographers
"To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Photographers Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Photographers
If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Photographers Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Photographers
The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Photographers The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Photographers
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Photographers Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Photographers
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Photographers Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Photographers
