Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Clydach A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Clydach
"I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Clydach "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Clydach
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Clydach Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Clydach
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Clydach It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Clydach
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Clydach My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Clydach
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Clydach And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Clydach
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Clydach Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Clydach
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Clydach If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Clydach
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Clydach Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Clydach
To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Clydach Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Clydach
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Clydach Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Clydach
