"There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Roseheyworth "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Roseheyworth
"Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Roseheyworth Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Roseheyworth
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Roseheyworth What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Roseheyworth
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Roseheyworth If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Roseheyworth
War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Roseheyworth Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Roseheyworth
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Roseheyworth When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Roseheyworth
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Roseheyworth The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Roseheyworth
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Roseheyworth Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Roseheyworth
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Roseheyworth This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Roseheyworth
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Roseheyworth When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Roseheyworth
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Roseheyworth If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Roseheyworth
