They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Travel and Tourism "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Travel and Tourism
"Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Travel and Tourism Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Travel and Tourism
"Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Travel and Tourism Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism
Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Travel and Tourism If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Travel and Tourism
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Travel and Tourism Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Travel and Tourism
Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Travel and Tourism
Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Travel and Tourism Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Travel and Tourism
The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Travel and Tourism Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Travel and Tourism
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Travel and Tourism If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Travel and Tourism The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Travel and Tourism
"One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Travel and Tourism "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
