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"Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Business and Economy There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Business and Economy
Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Business and Economy Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Business and Economy
Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Business and Economy It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Business and Economy
What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Business and Economy There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Business and Economy
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Business and Economy
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Business and Economy To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Business and Economy
"To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Business and Economy What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
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I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Business and Economy
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Business and Economy If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Business and Economy
I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Business and Economy blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Business and Economy
"Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Business and Economy In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Business and Economy
