Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Maesteg I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Maesteg
Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Maesteg The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Maesteg
Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Maesteg Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Maesteg
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Maesteg "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Maesteg
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Maesteg "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Maesteg
Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Maesteg A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Maesteg
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Maesteg If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Maesteg
More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Maesteg "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Maesteg
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Maesteg If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Maesteg
"In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Maesteg If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Maesteg
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Maesteg Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Maesteg
