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Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Recreation and Sports "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Recreation and Sports
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Recreation and Sports A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Recreation and Sports
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Recreation and Sports "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Recreation and Sports
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Recreation and Sports "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Recreation and Sports
To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Recreation and Sports The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
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Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Recreation and Sports Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Recreation and Sports
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Recreation and Sports "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Recreation and Sports
"One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Recreation and Sports Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Recreation and Sports
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Recreation and Sports Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Recreation and Sports
A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Recreation and Sports "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Recreation and Sports
Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Recreation and Sports The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Recreation and Sports
