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"Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Transport The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Transport
"Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Transport "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Transport
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Transport Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Transport
Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Transport Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Transport
I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Transport A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Transport
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Transport If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Transport
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson What's new? Most of my wife. We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Transport There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Transport
"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Transport One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Transport
In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Transport The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Transport
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Transport You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Transport
"Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Transport Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Transport
