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Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Business and Economy Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Business and Economy
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Business and Economy Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
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I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Business and Economy Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Business and Economy
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Business and Economy "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Business and Economy
If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Business and Economy A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Business and Economy
"Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Business and Economy "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Business and Economy
"Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Business and Economy "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy
Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Business and Economy "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Business and Economy
"Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Business and Economy Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Business and Economy
"Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Business and Economy You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy
Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Business and Economy You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Business and Economy
