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Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Financial Services Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Financial Services Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Financial Services
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Financial Services True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
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For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Financial Services He who hesitates is a damned fool.
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-- Confucius Financial Services
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Financial Services Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
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-- Libbie Fudim Financial Services
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Financial Services Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Financial Services
Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Financial Services If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Financial Services
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Financial Services Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Financial Services
Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Financial Services Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
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It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Financial Services [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Financial Services
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Financial Services "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Financial Services
