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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Government We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Government
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Government There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Government
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Government To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Government
"Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Government All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Government
A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Government We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Government
If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Government Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Government
Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Government All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Government
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Government Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Government
People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Government It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Government
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Government It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Government
When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Government It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Government
