My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Weather Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Weather
Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Weather Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Weather
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Weather "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Weather
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Weather Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Weather
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Weather "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Weather
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Weather The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Weather
Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Weather "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Weather
Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Weather Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Weather
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Weather You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Weather
Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Weather Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Weather
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Weather Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Weather
