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I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
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-- Sydney Smith Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
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We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
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Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
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