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Llandeilo - Brief details of the town with links to accommodation and business listings

Pontbren Web Services - Based in Llandeilo, Pontbren offer customised web site design for SME's and community groups. Web site hosting and domain name registration is also on offer.

Orchardweb Web Design - We provide low-cost design services for small businesses. Gwasanaethau cynllunio gwe i fusnesau bach.

Cyngor Dref Llandeilo Fawr Town Council - The minutes of the latest council meetings available online and some information for visitors to the town.

Mandala Yoga Ashram - A retreat founded Swami Nishchalananda Saraswati to teach and propagate classical Yoga to all. Includes location details and map.

Angel Inn and Bistro, Llandeilo - Fresh food, contemporary menus and fine wine and ales in this pub and restaurant, intimate Bistro at the rear and Georgian style function room above.

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!", but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. -- Ogden Nash Llandeilo Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. -- Friedrich Nietzsche Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other. -- W. Somerset Maugham To teach is to learn twice. -- Joseph Joubert Llandeilo Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. -- J. Heller Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. -- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is also the m Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. -- James Matthew Barrie Llandeilo I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity. -- Albert Einstein May you never leave your marriage alive. In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based Llandeilo There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network. -- Guy Almes I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. -- Virginia Woolf Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. -- Mark Twain "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher Von Braun Llandeilo Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. -- Robert Frost When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Llandeilo Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women? -- Virginia Woolf Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda cross-dressed as science. -- Linda Bowles, political columnist By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost a fortune The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and stupid from Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you. -- John-Paul Sartre Llandeilo Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? -- Rita Rudner Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run. - Rudyard Kipling If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel Llandeilo Man and wife make one fool. Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure. -- Anonymous This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. -- Horace Walpole Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. -- John Heisman Llandeilo "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes. -- Brendan Hills Llandeilo I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune. -- Anonymous Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition. -- Jacques Barzun MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Llandeilo Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig. -- Anon. "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. - A. J. Liebling Llandeilo Never practice two vices at once. -- Tallulah Bankhead We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent. -- Anatole France "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his. -- Oscar Wilde Llandeilo "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind. -- John Allston Llandeilo Drink to me. -- Pablo Picasso, dying words The less their ability, the more their conceit. Ahad HaAm A problem is a chance for you to do your best. -- Buke Ellington Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they oppose it. -- Sigmund Freud Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great. -- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Llandeilo "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony, remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs. -- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Llandeilo We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. -- Wehrner von Braun The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. -- Aldous Huxley Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get. -- John Watson, University of Canterbury Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate. -- Mark B. Cohen Llandeilo "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total ins The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. -- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Llandeilo The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half. Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -- George Bernard Shaw Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. -- Mark Twain "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm. -- Calvin Coolidge Llandeilo "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Why yes -- a bulletproof vest. -- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Llandeilo Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. -- Albert Einstein Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -- Steve Bluestone God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her. -- Benjamin Tillett An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and the Llandeilo Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow. -- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H. H. Munro (Saki) Llandeilo
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