Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
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-- Will Rogers Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
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-- Max Frisch When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
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-- Malcolm Forbes Travel and Tourism
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
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-- Orison Swett Marden "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Travel and Tourism
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
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-- WARREN BEATTY The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Travel and Tourism With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
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-- Fred Astaire Travel and Tourism
The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
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-- George Bernard Shaw "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
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-- H. L. Mencken One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Travel and Tourism
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Travel and Tourism "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
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-- Barbara Howar Travel and Tourism
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
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-- Bob Inglis, 1995 "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
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-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Travel and Tourism If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Travel and Tourism
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Men have become the tools of their tools.
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-- P. J If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
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-- H. L. Mencken "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Travel and Tourism
"Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
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-- Damon Runyan Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
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-- Robert Francis Kennedy There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Travel and Tourism
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
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-- Rebecca West, In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k All television is children's television.
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
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-- Marianne Williamson The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Travel and Tourism
We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Travel and Tourism I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
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