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Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Borth "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Borth
>From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Borth Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Borth
You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Borth The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Borth
We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Borth The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Borth
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Borth "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Borth
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Borth "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Borth
When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Borth In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Borth
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Borth Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Borth
A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Borth I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Borth
This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Borth "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Borth
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Borth "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Borth
