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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Cardigan Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Cardigan
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Cardigan "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Cardigan
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Cardigan Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Cardigan
What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Cardigan "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Cardigan
"What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Cardigan Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Cardigan
An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Cardigan We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Cardigan
"Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Cardigan I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Cardigan
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Cardigan Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Cardigan
"If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Cardigan They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Cardigan
"People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Cardigan When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Cardigan
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Cardigan Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Cardigan
