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Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Recreation and Sports "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
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I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Recreation and Sports "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Recreation and Sports
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Recreation and Sports No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Recreation and Sports
The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Recreation and Sports The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Recreation and Sports
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Recreation and Sports Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Recreation and Sports
Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Recreation and Sports Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Recreation and Sports
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Recreation and Sports Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Recreation and Sports
Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Recreation and Sports You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Recreation and Sports
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Recreation and Sports blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Recreation and Sports A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Recreation and Sports
"No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Recreation and Sports What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
