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Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Computers and Internet The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Computers and Internet
I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Computers and Internet The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Computers and Internet
Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Computers and Internet Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Computers and Internet
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Computers and Internet The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Computers and Internet
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Computers and Internet "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Computers and Internet
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Computers and Internet If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Computers and Internet
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Computers and Internet All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Computers and Internet
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Computers and Internet Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Computers and Internet
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Computers and Internet There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Computers and Internet
Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Computers and Internet Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Computers and Internet
Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Computers and Internet
