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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Home and Garden Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Home and Garden
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Home and Garden "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Home and Garden
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Home and Garden "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Home and Garden
"Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Home and Garden If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Home and Garden
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Home and Garden Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Home and Garden
Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Home and Garden Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Home and Garden
Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Home and Garden Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Home and Garden
"In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Home and Garden The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Home and Garden
"Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Home and Garden I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Home and Garden
The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Home and Garden You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Home and Garden
It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Home and Garden Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Home and Garden
