Where to Fish - Details of where to fish, when and what you'll expect to catch.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Fishing Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Fishing
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Fishing Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Fishing
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Fishing "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Fishing
We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Fishing "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Fishing
"Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Fishing "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Fishing
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Fishing I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Fishing
You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Fishing "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Fishing
"Think off-center." (George Carlin) "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Fishing Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Fishing
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Fishing Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Fishing
If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Fishing "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Fishing
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Fishing Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Fishing
