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"Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Football Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Football
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
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comple Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Football The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Football
During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Football I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Football
If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
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-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Football Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Football
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Football If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Football
"To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Spinster: A bachelor's wife. "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Football Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Football
"In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Football Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Football
At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
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-- Wil Shriner Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Football
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Football "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Football
Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Football "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Football
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Football Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Football
