The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Religion I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Religion
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Religion "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Religion
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Religion "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Religion
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Marriage is a rest period between romances. Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Religion If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
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Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Religion There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Religion
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Religion "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Religion
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Religion Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Religion
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Religion A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
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Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Religion Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Religion
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Religion "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Religion
"Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Religion Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Religion
