Open Roads: Llandudno - Information about places to visit, accommodation, food and drink, visitor attractions and travel service.
Westys Unofficial Guide to Llandudno - Includes information and links on weather, shopping, taxis, restaurants, pubs and hotels as well as a street map.
Welcome to Llandudno - A brief summary of the town as well as photographs, a list of places to stay, information about the golf club, tourist information, links and a chance to get a webmail service.
"The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Guides and Directories blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Guides and Directories
I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Guides and Directories My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Guides and Directories
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Guides and Directories In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Guides and Directories
"Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Guides and Directories They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Guides and Directories
Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere May you never leave your marriage alive. The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Guides and Directories Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Guides and Directories
Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Guides and Directories When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Guides and Directories
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Guides and Directories "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Guides and Directories
"Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Guides and Directories Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Guides and Directories
Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Guides and Directories "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Guides and Directories
For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Guides and Directories The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Guides and Directories
Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Guides and Directories People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Guides and Directories
