MW Scaffolding - MW Scaffolding provides a complete scoffolding hire and erection service throughout Wales from its depots in Llandudno Junction and Aberystwyth
A Piece of Cake Outside Catering - A small catering business in North Wales, covering all aspects of outside catering from Weddings & Christenings to Business Lunches, Birthdays and Funerals.
icNorth Wales - Daily news headlines for the Daily Post, with Wales head offices at Llandudno Junction
Steam Locomotive and Carriage Shed. - A photographic and descriptive railway history of a now demolished steam and diesel motive power depot.
Conway Cars - A franchised dealer for Land Rover and Jaguar cars. Contact details.
Merit Motor Body Repairs - A vehicle accident repair centre. Company profile and contact details.
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Llandudno Junction When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Llandudno Junction
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Llandudno Junction To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Llandudno Junction
"To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Llandudno Junction Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Llandudno Junction
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Llandudno Junction Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Llandudno Junction
If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Llandudno Junction If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Llandudno Junction
"Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Llandudno Junction "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Llandudno Junction
Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Llandudno Junction The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Llandudno Junction
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Llandudno Junction Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Llandudno Junction
I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Llandudno Junction Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Llandudno Junction
The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Llandudno Junction Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Llandudno Junction
Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Llandudno Junction "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Llandudno Junction
