Alice in Wonderland Centre - Pricing, opening times and general information about the indoor walk-through Wonderland Rabbit Hole with life-sized animated displays.
Bodafon Farm Park - Information about and pictures of the farm and its facilities.
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Attractions Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Attractions
I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Attractions Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Attractions
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Attractions "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Attractions
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Attractions Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Attractions
The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Attractions "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Attractions
"The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Attractions It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Attractions
"Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Attractions "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Attractions
"Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Attractions In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Attractions
If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Attractions Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Attractions
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Attractions What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Attractions
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Attractions "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Attractions
