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Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Denbighshire Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Denbighshire
Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Denbighshire You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Denbighshire
"The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Denbighshire Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Denbighshire
If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Denbighshire "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Denbighshire
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Denbighshire To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Denbighshire
I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Denbighshire "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Denbighshire
The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Denbighshire A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Denbighshire
"Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Denbighshire "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Denbighshire
Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Denbighshire Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Denbighshire
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Denbighshire "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Denbighshire
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Denbighshire "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Denbighshire
