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Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Health I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Health
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Health "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Health
"There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Health Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Health
I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be Health If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Health
"People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Health His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Health
Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Health
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Health Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Health
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Health "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Health
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Health My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Health
Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Health Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Health
Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Health There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi May you never leave your marriage alive. "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Health
