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CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Recreation and Sports Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Recreation and Sports
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Recreation and Sports Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Recreation and Sports
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Recreation and Sports Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Recreation and Sports
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Recreation and Sports A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Recreation and Sports
The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Recreation and Sports "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Recreation and Sports
We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Recreation and Sports "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Recreation and Sports
You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Recreation and Sports Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Man and wife make one fool. "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Recreation and Sports
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Recreation and Sports
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Recreation and Sports "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Recreation and Sports
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Recreation and Sports
"Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Recreation and Sports "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Recreation and Sports
