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"The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Travel and Tourism Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Travel and Tourism
"It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Travel and Tourism Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Travel and Tourism
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Travel and Tourism "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Travel and Tourism
The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Travel and Tourism What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Travel and Tourism
Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Travel and Tourism You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Travel and Tourism
blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Travel and Tourism Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Travel and Tourism
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Travel and Tourism "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Travel and Tourism
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Travel and Tourism
Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Travel and Tourism Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Travel and Tourism
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Travel and Tourism Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Travel and Tourism
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Travel and Tourism When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Travel and Tourism
