Crown Inn - Located in Corwin. Includes a description of the facilities and local activities.
Escape - Alternative therapy breaks in the countryside. All breaks including accommodation and alternative therapies such as head and body massage, reiki and reflexology.
Farmstay Vale of Clwyd - Information about farm holidays in the area including photographs and descriptions of the sites with maps and individual contact details, a comparison matrix, places to visit nearby and a contact form.
Parc Farm Caravan Park - Caravan park and holiday resort in Denbighshire. Site consists of a list of the facilities and an aerial view.
Powys Country House - A summary of the guest house and self-catering cottages, located in Bonwm. Includes a photograph, price and contact details, and a description.
Sun Valley Caravan Park - Located in Rhuddlan. Includes description of the facilities, location, caravan sales and hire.
Pen-y-geulan - Full details and availablity of a holiday cottage that sleeps 4.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Accommodation "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Accommodation
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Accommodation "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Accommodation
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Accommodation I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Accommodation
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Accommodation
If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Accommodation "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Accommodation
Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Accommodation Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Accommodation
This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Accommodation Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Accommodation
"The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Accommodation Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Accommodation
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Accommodation Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Accommodation
Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Accommodation "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Accommodation
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Accommodation "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Accommodation
