We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Financial Advisors I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Financial Advisors
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Financial Advisors In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Financial Advisors
The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Financial Advisors What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
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-- Woody Allen As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton Financial Advisors
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Financial Advisors "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Financial Advisors
The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Financial Advisors Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
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- Plato Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Financial Advisors
To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Financial Advisors You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Financial Advisors
Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Financial Advisors Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire Financial Advisors
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Financial Advisors A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Financial Advisors
"Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Financial Advisors In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Financial Advisors
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Financial Advisors All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Financial Advisors
To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Financial Advisors blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Financial Advisors
